Hailed by the Chicago Reader as "blond-haired" and "blue-eyed," Megan Gogerty is "a woman."
Hi! It is I, Megan Gogerty. This is the part of the website wherein I tell you what type of comedian I am. I am the kind of comedian who uses words like “wherein.” (Why don’t I just say “in which?” What am I trying to prove, throwing around words like “wherein?” Or better, why don’t I just say, “where?” “This is the part of the website where...” makes more sense than “This is the part of the website in which…” Do you suppose I meant to say “where” but defaulted to “wherein” like some kind of pretentious jerkface academic? That’s no way to reach the people, man. Get out of your ivory tower! Does the fact that I just referred to you, gentle reader, as “the people” make me even more pretentious than using “wherein” earlier? Is it condescending? It is, isn’t it? Let’s try again.)
Hi! It is I, Megan Gogerty. Me. It is me. Me, it is. Is it me? Yes! Me is I. I is a thing that I am; also, me.
Please enjoy this website.